Worse than Andrew (1992)?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Andrew

100 years? Careful, last time someone made that claim we had maskless idiots injecting literal poison into themselves while claiming a life saving shot causes autism.

“Don’t listen to Biden or the BlueMAGA! If you leave they will take your homes and your land. This “Hurricane” is caused by them! Don’t run!”

sigh

To be sure, he should ask Carter.

If only we could change directions of that storm with a sharpie

Why isn’t he on the shore throwing Bounty Paper Towels into the Gulf?

And what does Ron do? Doesn’t even answer his fucking phone